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before you enter, the webmaster wishes to warn you of a few things!

this site features bright/eyestrainy colors, flashing imagery, high and low contrast levels, javascript, swearing, reclaimed slurs, and may contain mature themes, or link to places with mature content. in other words, proceed with caution & care, take care of yourself and mind the warnings/rating, especially people under 17!

this site is also best viewed on desktop/PC/big screens, if you want to try and traverse this on mobile i recommend entering "desktop mode", it'll make your life easier but i don't guarantee that this website's accessibility on mobile.

this site is a WIP and a personal project of mine, so things might be missing or broken or change a lot. please don't take this site too seriously and have fun exploring. and if this site isn't your cup of tea, that's fine too! thanks for stopping by at least.

i am making this site with my own claws, and i do not consent to anything on this site being fed to AI.

in other words, welcome to my stupid internet cave

a panda girl with a gun sitting next to the WEB MA rating symbol image of a paw with text surrounding it that says alterhuman made, not ai generated
button that says optimized for firefox
site button that links to nekoweb dot org button that says best viewed on desktop and has a symbol of a phone crossed out button that says no fucking thanks with an emoji character beating an NFT ape with a hammer button that says always under construction button that says parental advisory, the internet is a shitty babysitter button that says this site is not intended for children button that says made with my own two paws

if you're okay with all that and are 17 or older, you may continue! just click below!

go my scarab